Filing taxes jointly with Selina Kyle isn’t as glamorous as a night on the rooftops of Gotham—it’s a battlefield of paperwork and deductions that even the Dark Knight can’t ignore. When you combine my income with hers—despite her less-than-orthodox sources—there’s no escaping the IRS’s unyielding glare.

Even if our partnership is complicated—me, the ever-dedicated guardian of Gotham, and Selena, a notorious free spirit with a penchant for bending the rules—we must both play by the book when it comes to taxes. Our combined assets, expenses, and yes, even those questionable deductions (no, stolen art doesn’t count) are subject to the same meticulous scrutiny as any Gotham citizen’s return.

So, while I patrol the shadows fighting crime, I also ensure our financial records are airtight. After all, in Gotham, whether you’re a billionaire vigilante or a reformed cat burglar, the IRS never sleeps.