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Listen up: The IRS says you can deduct gifts to customers, but only up to $25 per person per year. TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS. That’s barely…
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Look, I get it. Losing a loved one is hard enough. But what’s worse? The IRS swooping in like the Riddler, leaving you a…
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Here’s the Deal, Clark: When you sell your home, the IRS lets you exclude some of the profit from taxes. It’s called the Home…
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Look, I get it. Running an intergalactic peacekeeping operation isn’t cheap. But when Hal Jordan starts throwing around “business expenses” like he’s shopping on…
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Nothing says “criminal mastermind” like feeding your henchmen unlimited breadsticks. Recently, the Joker—Gotham’s least responsible employer—decided to show some holiday “generosity” by handing out…
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Let’s talk about the real menace in Gotham—freeloaders. Specifically, ones named Robin. The Batcave isn’t a charity, and after years of free room and…
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I fight crime. I do not do spreadsheets. Unfortunately, running the Justice League means dealing with money—lots of it. We’ve got funding sources from…
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Running the Justice League isn’t cheap. The Watchtower doesn’t pay for itself. Neither do the teleporters, the satellites, or the constant property damage every…
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Look, I don’t like hospitals. I don’t like taxes. And I sure as hell don’t like it when I can’t deduct something that feels…
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I’ve faced some of Gotham’s worst criminals. I’ve taken on The Joker, Bane, and the entire corrupt system that allows them to thrive. But…
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I don’t fight crime for money. I don’t send invoices to Gotham’s criminals. I don’t submit expense reports for Batarangs (even though I should).…
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I should be out stopping crime. Instead, I’m researching legal business structures because the Justice League doesn’t have an official tax classification. Why? Because…
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I fight crime. I run Wayne Enterprises. I manage the Justice League’s finances. And now? I have to pick our health insurance plan. Apparently,…
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Tax season is a nightmare. Every year, I deal with financial chaos, Justice League accounting disasters, and at least one superhero trying to claim…
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Donating Money to a Nonprofit Isn’t Always a Charitable Contribution (And Yes, I’m Furious About It)
I donate a lot of money. Wayne Enterprises has foundations, grants, and entire programs designed to help Gotham stay somewhat less terrible. And yet,…
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Gotham never changes. Crime is everywhere. And now, I’m being sued. Some low-level criminal was out stealing catalytic converters—probably to fund his next bad…
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I don’t do gifts. They’re impractical. Sentimental. A distraction. But then there’s Selina Kyle. She’s complicated. And against my better judgment, I gave her…
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Crime in Gotham doesn’t pay—but driving for Uber does. Between Batcave maintenance, Batarang restocking, and covering for Robin’s terrible financial decisions, I needed a…
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I don’t have time for this. Gotham is a war zone. The League is stretched thin. And now, I find out that Superman is…
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Gotham is a disaster. The Justice League is understaffed. And now, instead of stopping crime, I’m stuck dealing with retirement planning. Why? Because apparently,…
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I don’t have time for this. Gotham is crawling with crime, the Justice League is barely holding it together, and now I find out…
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I should’ve known better. Robin needed a loan. Said it was for a “reliable vehicle” to help with patrols. I co-signed. I figured, he’s…
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I don’t have time for this. Gotham is crawling with criminals. The Justice League is short-handed. And now, I find out that Cyborg got…
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Unbelievable. Crime never stops. Neither does paperwork. And now, because Barry Allen is bad at basic tax law, I have to waste my time…
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Gotham never sleeps. Crime never stops. And now, apparently, the Justice League has to deal with HR policies. Wonder Woman is taking maternity leave.…
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I’ve fought Ra’s Al Ghul for years. A centuries-old warlord, leader of the League of Assassins, and self-proclaimed savior of the planet. He’s cheated…
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Dr. Jonathan Crane, aka The Scarecrow, thinks he understands fear better than anyone. He’s spent years terrorizing Gotham with hallucinogenic toxins, preying on the…
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Joker has pulled off some ridiculous schemes over the years—bank heists, chemical attacks, and once, an attempt to turn Gotham into a giant carnival…
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Edward Nygma thrives on chaos. He thinks every system has a loophole, every mind has a weakness to exploit. But there’s one institution even…
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I’ve fought crime lords, supervillains, and forces beyond human comprehension. I’ve faced the worst Gotham has to offer. But nothing prepared me for the…
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I’m Batman—and while Bane’s brutal blow has left me with a broken back, the ensuing rehab and physical therapy may offer a small silver…
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I’m Batman—and even I must abide by the IRS’s unyielding rules when it comes to gambling losses. Here’s the rundown: 1. Itemized Deductions Only:…
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I am Batman—and even I can’t escape the sting of Aquaman’s deadbeat behavior. When a loan goes unpaid, the IRS doesn’t just ignore it,…
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I’m Batman—and when I’m flipping rental property in the Narrows, the tax code isn’t as forgiving as Gotham’s underworld. Here’s what you need to…
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Yes, you can report the loss—but you must follow a precise, documented process to ensure the IRS recognizes your claim. Here’s how to proceed…
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I don’t have time for taxes. I have criminals to stop, corporations to run, and exactly zero patience for paperwork. That’s why I have…
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I’m Batman—and when my identity is stolen, there’s no time for subtlety or hesitation. In Gotham, no one tarnishes my legacy without facing justice.…
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I am Batman—and I’ve just launched Batcoin, Gotham’s answer to a digital currency revolution. But as with any mission in Gotham, you must be…
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I’m Batman—and I’m fed up with the baffling confusion between accrual and cash basis accounting. This isn’t some abstract academic debate; it’s the foundation…
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In a scenario as unpredictable as Gotham itself, even the infamous duo of Joker and Harley Quinn must face the unyielding scrutiny of the…
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In a move that’s as unexpected as it is strategic, Batman has filed green energy credits for Poison Ivy—a decision that blurs the lines…
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In his latest bout of chaotic genius, The Joker decided that his henchmen were too independent for the rigid confines of employment. Opting for…
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Even the Penguin—master of shady deals and chilly criminal schemes—can’t escape the long arm of the IRS when his cash income is left out…
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Audits are rare but when they happen you need to stay in control. Below is a list of things the Dark Knight should never…
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I knew this was going to happen. The Justice League tried to file for 501(c)(3) nonprofit status. Apparently, someone (looking at you, Flash) thought…
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In an unprecedented twist that has rocked the city of Metropolis, Clark Kent the mild-mannered reporter of the Daily Planet has been arrested on…
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